The Bad News and the Terrible News

Malborn sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first of the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

"Give me the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" asked Malborn incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."