Lawyer Fee

A plumber was called to fix a pipe. He arrived, banged the pipes for 15 minutes, and said to the homeowner that'll be $35.

The homeowner said, "Thirty-five dollars! Why? That's $140 per hour!! I am a lawyer and only make $100 an hour!!"

The plumber replied, "Yeah, that's what I got when I was a lawyer."

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