Money Refunded

A couple took their three-year-old son to the movies with them. On the way, the usher said they'd have to leave if the baby cried. "But we'll refund you money" he added.

After watching the movie for a half-hour, the husband turned to his wife. "Well, what do you think?" he asked.

"It's the worst thing I've ever seen!" the wife replied.

"Me too," he agreed, "shake little Tom."