Who’d Have Us(Faint!)

Mary and Mick had been good friends for years. Each night after she closed her shop, Mary would go to Mick's place, cook their dinner, wash up and return to her home.

One evening after his had gone on for 30 years, she said, "Mick, it's about time we got married."

"Oh, Mary," Mick sighed. "Who'd have us?"